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astrolocherry:

Air Signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius): Mental; messenger; the ultra matrix of the intellect; sensual thought conduct; voice; materialization of ideas out of nothing (air), connecting
Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces): Soul, Emotions; the bathe in the collective unconscious; divine intimacy; reception; the numinous saturation with the spirit
Fire Signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius): Inflamed will; indwelling pulses; action; light radiation; intuition; solo action; expansion through self discovery
Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn): Physical: bringing form to ideas; the buzzing of the atoms, entangled; consolidation; manipulation of visible and invisible particles.

astrolocherry:

Air Signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius): Mental; messenger; the ultra matrix of the intellect; sensual thought conduct; voice; materialization of ideas out of nothing (air), connecting

Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces): Soul, Emotions; the bathe in the collective unconscious; divine intimacy; reception; the numinous saturation with the spirit

Fire Signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius): Inflamed will; indwelling pulses; action; light radiation; intuition; solo action; expansion through self discovery

Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn): Physical: bringing form to ideas; the buzzing of the atoms, entangled; consolidation; manipulation of visible and invisible particles.

(via rainbow-king)

(Source: pleasestopbeingsad, via fame-is-greater-than-infinity)

naisenberg:

naisenberg:

(via shouldnt)

He has two really good qualities: He has a deep voice, which is really explored a lot on the recordings we did for [One Direction’s second album]. He’s a good complement to Harry’s raspy voice. Their voices sound really good together.

-Carl Falk, about Louis Tomlinson. (x)

(Source: louarrie, via lasagnial)



croptopboy:

croptopboy:

i cant believe harry styles has been in me not once but TWICE 

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  • (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  • Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
  • Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
  • Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
  • Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
  • Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
  • (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  • Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
  • (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  • Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
  • Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
  • Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
  • (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

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mynamekyle:

Kidz Bop Beyoncé lyrics: I sneezed on the beat and got a God blessing / Yoncé on his mouth like ranch dressing

(via condom)

all time favorite louis tomlinson quotes

girlslovemycurls:

  • "salad in the wind"
  • "have you’ve quite finished yet"
  • "define girlfriends"
  • "does anyone else hear running water"
  • "sorry love but I don’t really care"
  • "happy days"
  • "NO NO NO
  • "will it be as deep as your voice"
  • "fucking shit bastard you did that shit I did that good"
  • "chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in Parma ham with a side of homemade mash"

(via stylinsos)

bohemian-fap-sody:

nue:

what if instead of laughing we did a death metal scream

comedy clubs would be fucking terrifying

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